Dumb ass.

What recession, do you believe that crap? Oh...sorry, didn't knew you're someone else's...employee. Oh? You're losing your job because your company is closing down? Tsc, tsc...should i feel sorry for you? Should anyone feel sorry for you? Now, now...calm down, watch your blood pressure. What was that? You have kids to feed? What, you want me to feed them for you while you go cry over your friends shoulder and get their simpathy? Want me to feed them for you while, instead of doing something about it, you prefer to be a...snif, snif...victim? I'm not sorry for you, like your friends are...i couldn't care less! You are the scum that allow people like your boss to fire people like...you! You are the lower class, you are the bottom of the pyramid, the first ones to get STEPPED on, SUPPORTING the top, the bosses. Yes, instead of feeding your kids, you are feeding your boss, sucker! Instead of working for your family, you're working for your bosses's family, helping them have items and experiences you can only dream with. You're reading this shit, you're not blind, but you might be blind-folded. Go to your bathroom and wash that ugly face. Then raise your head and look deep in the eyes of YOUR EMPLOYEE. Yes, that face you see in the mirror. Look at your employee. Deep! What do you see? Yourself? Well done, you deserve to be raped by a colony of male apes on heat. You don't see yourself! I'll repeat, it's your employee. The only one you can count on...ever! And guess what, your employee is as PERFECT as you want it to be, you know why? No? Really?? This feels like teaching a 6 years old...ok, your employee will be late for work when YOU want, will do over-time when YOU want...shall i continue? No? Thank you! See, ya ain't that dumb...

Now, you've seen the make-off of any movie. Everyone is quiet, all ready to shoot a scene when the director screams the magic word: ACTION! Get it? Director...action...all employees DO their work. You need to be your director and scream ACTION to yourself and most important, DO. Words are easy to be spoken...you can scream action to yourself 24 hours a day, and look like a retard, but to take action...can you DO it?

Back in the days when i was a door-to-door seller, my boss used to make us dress a rhino suit, everyday. She used to say that rhino's skin is so thick that nothing can penetrate it. So, everyday, after we trained the pitch for an hour, and before going out into the "jungle", we had to pretend we were dressing up a rhino suit. It would protect us from all the negative, the "no"s. Can you believe that shit? You can't? You can't...maybe that's why you CAN'T feed your kids. Maybe that's why you WON'T have the luxuries you crave for. Maybe that's why you will NEVER be your own boss and employee. You rather leave that to...hell, anyone with the self-esteem you will NEVER have. Like all those negatives? I can't, i won't, i never...Just by having to write them for you, i feel like throwing you into the apes cage.

Ok, here's the deal. I teach you how to fish and you never come back here. There won't be anything else for you here, after you catch your first fish. See, you're reading this because it's recession time, you looked at the title and thought you would find some usefull(less) info on how to beat it, or at least, be prepared. Twothousandandfuckingeight and you're looking on how to beat the recession. Uh...wrong blog, bye.

Fisherman wannabes, read on.

Internet gives money, it's proven. Either by (1)affiliates sales, (2)selling your own product or even by (3)phishing bank accounts or any other scams, you name it. YOU can make money. YOU can be your own boss. Yeah, i know you read this elsewhere. Everyfuckingwhere, if i might add. Now...how? Have you read it elsewhere? Oh, you paid for it? And didn't help? Geez, i'm sooooo surprised! How could that happen?? I mean....you PAID for it, it must be good...if it didn't help, did you at least ask for a refund? Of course not, how ridiculous can i be, sometimes...

Ok, let's cut the crap! Go to your "favourite river", sit down and grab your "favourite bait" and put it in your "favourite hook". Now fish. What tha hell do you mean by "didn't get it"?...Go to your favourite market, sit down, grab your favourite way of making money and apply it to your product of choice. Got it now? No? Uh...can you please go here and...don't come back. If you did get it, remember, there are certain fishes that you can only find in certain waters. For example, would you try to fish a whale in the pond on your backyard? Would you sell a chastity belt to a nynpho? Common-sense, use it...

"I never sold nothing, i don't know how to do it!" Damn it, weren't you a virigin? You had a first time, didn't you? Then stop moaning and put your employee to work. Time is money! Oh, you heared this one before? I'm so glad for you! You waste time of your life reading this shit and don't put it to practice! How wonderfull is that?

Hey, you know Adidas, right? The sports brand? They say "Impossible is nothing". Want an example? I'd kneel before him! I would! I dunno if he believes in god, but he sure do believes in HIMSELF! He, as his own boss, made his employee show the world what a disabled person can achieve. Disabled....ahahahahahahahahahahha...blind? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Not blind, his vision is waaaaay different from yours. And waaaaaay better, me believes.

What about you, what can you achieve?

(1)- Affiliates - Basicly you're selling someone else's products. You're given a link that when people clik on it, the company you're promoting knows it's coming from you and will pay you a comission if there is a sale. You can either advertize them in a website of yours, in a signature on forums and mails or, guess what, blogs! Want affiliates? How many? 600+, is enough? Remember, you should be in your "favourite river", the bait and the hook will be like wipping a baby's ass.

(2)- So, you got a product, either it be your clipped nails or a better version of the "help" you bought (that didn't help and you, sucking at your best, didn't ask for a refund). This is a wide are to cover...you can auction it here or here. Hell, even here! You should create a website to promote your product. Is it digital? Sell it here. Are you gifted with design skills? Want a shop to sell almost every possible product? The list is endless...

(3)- You're kidding me, right? I ain't telling you shit about this. This is HIGHLY ILLEGAL. My...let me be modest...empire wasn't built on cheats and lies, so, if you're gonna learn anything from me, it won't be how to scam. You get your ass into this and your neck will suffer. And your ass too because in prison, if you're not a serial-killer or a drug dealer, you're one of the bitches. And your ass WILL suffer!

Read ya around...