Good for you

Damn, i still feel like i was busted by my Mom stealing cookies from the jar, the one she used to put up there...far from reach...the one i used to look at and say "Gets higher everyday...". Good old up to the chair, to the counter, to the cooooooockies! Why she kept them up there? I don't remember my Mom saying to me "Here, have a cookie". They were always...out of reach. Nowadays, i think of the obstacles i had to overtake to get those cookies. And, thankx, Mom, it thought me to fight for what i wanted. Want a cookie? Work for it (drag the chair, climb, reach, get rewarded for my effort). Not even the good old (and very often) slap-in-the-bum would make me stop trying to get them. As for everything in life, i must work for it and take risks. The longer i wait, the longer it'll take for me to have it, so...why wait? But i always take my time thinking of consequences, possible results and illusions...you noticed already, i make a living out of the internet. You also noticed the get-rich-quick schemes that flood the internet. You can't even browse for "pubic hair", you'll find on of those schemes, either pyramids, mlm's, affiliates, whatever. One thing that's proven is that you won't get rich over night. Period. There is no "simple" way to make money online. Period. Every internet-based money making method, done legally of course, takes time AND work. If not, wouldn't we all be wealthy? We must choose the chair (usually it's the one closest, but might get dirty easily), we must climb to it (but it might not support our weight), then to the counter (but it might be wet, making us slip, scaring us) and finally reach for the jar (but it might be empty). Consequences, possible results, illusions.

95% of the people that buy e-books on get-rich-quick never read them. That is why they are so profitable. People buy thinking they found a secret that no one else knows about (except the author), but never apply what they learned, if they actually managed to retain any info. And then they ask for a refund (this is like 1-2% of the people that buy those e-books and remember that there is a returns policy), because it didn't work for them. They don't even try. When they realize that they need to, for example, make a website, they close the e-book and go check their e-mails and spend the rest of the day reading those shitty chain-mails their friends send them, full of "i love you, i miss you, my friend, blablabla". When i get that shit on my mail box, i grab my mobile, call them and ask what they want. They usually say they just thought it would be nice and then i say "nice, is to hear your voice or to meet you over a coffee". Be more personal with who you care for, don't generalize them with crappy e-mails with powerpoint presentations. Unless, of course, you have an affiliate link in your mail signature, that they might clik on it and generate some cash for you. Yeah, that's a tip. Remember, those e-mails will be forwarded to other people on their friends-list.

"For a living, do something you'd do for free, for the rest of your life. Then, profit from it".

Want an example? Stand-up comediants. Those guys, and girls, would tell jokes for free for the rest of their life. At a point, they managed to profit from it. Me, i would use the internet for free for the rest of my life. Today, i profit from it. What would you do for free for the rest of your life? When will you start profitting from it?

There is no such thing as "free", in the internet. Sometimes, "free" means "free download", you must pay to use. Sometimes means "free trial", use it for a couple of days, then pay. Sometimes means "free to join", but not to use. Sometimes "100% free" means you'll be flooded with 3rd party e-mails of who's the 2nd party is affiliated with. If you like reading blogs, i'm sure you won't have a problem reading the Terms and Conditions. Like in everyday contracts, it's the small letters that have the real meaning, not the advertizing big ones. The big ones are the bait, the TaC is the hook. Does this ring a bell, fisherman wannabe?

Choose a chair...

There, my wife is happier now...she caught me blogging again. She wasn't happy, because she thinks i'm rude. Am i rude? Well, i do swear, but it's minor swears, i didn't actually say anything that might have hurt your feelings...did i? She was well mad...guess i'm gonna "starve" for a week, minimum, if you know what i mean. She's not happy either with the content, specially the last entry, about recession. I said she was being selfish, internet is about free information. She said that if others make a living out of selling a couple of words transformed into a 300 page e-book, i should too. I called her capitalist and, first punishment, i had to cook for myself (gotta love microwaves)...I mean, i got whatever i want (maybe i should get a cook...), she too, why more? Understand this, it's not all i, or we, need, it's what we want. There's people trying to find REAL how-to's out there, like me when i realized i could make a living out of the internet, and all they find is free links to something they have to pay for, repeated in millions of websites, word by word, but all linking to the same place. Pffff, wanna call me naive or innocent because i don't charge? Go ahead, make me proud! I was called rude, so...i kinda like innocent. Naive too.

I love chinese sayings, specially the "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and feed him for a lifetime". I write it everywhere! To teach doesn't necessarily mean 1) I know more, or better, than anyone else or 2) It has to be paid for. My education was provided by the government, free (yes, was paid by tax-payer's money, but since neither me or my parents actually gave money for my education and received a receipt...). I will never be a teacher...ever. No qualifications. But share the knowledge i have? SHARE, not sell...why tha hell not? For example, in the previous entry, there is a comment, wich is a question. I PMd the guy, answering is question, in detail, the best i know. The answer was about the size of this entry, till now. A bit less...she was MAD! I didn't knew her this way, but in part, i understand her. Is like going to the town center and start giving away real diamond rings to any passer-by, instead of opening a shop and sell them. Pffff, tell me, when you die, what will you take to the grave? The house you bought? The money you gathered during your life? Your cars? Your rings? Your books? Naaaaaa...to the grave, you'll take YOURSELF! And some louzy suit or dress the funeral agency chooses to cover your authopsy. So why bother? Do i need to have any supercar? Hell no! But i know what is to drive one (a few, actually). I had the experience and THAT i will take to the grave with me. Along with the crappy suit...but hey, insects couldn't care less about fashion, so...

Rich people tend to buy valuable assets claiming it's not only for self-pleasure, it's an investment for the future (besides the usual jealousy provoking). They're right! Me, i just don't see the point. Investment for the future? Hell, put the most money you can on an off-shore bank account! Now, that's interest rates!! You can live out of the interest, for the rest of your life! And no, you don't need a shi...truckload of money to open an account.

I was warned that i was going off-topic...great, i have an editor now!

Gets better and better...

Oh, i must apologize for my rudeness again!

Soooooorry...promise i'll do it again as soon as i can...

Dumb ass.

What recession, do you believe that crap? Oh...sorry, didn't knew you're someone else's...employee. Oh? You're losing your job because your company is closing down? Tsc, tsc...should i feel sorry for you? Should anyone feel sorry for you? Now, now...calm down, watch your blood pressure. What was that? You have kids to feed? What, you want me to feed them for you while you go cry over your friends shoulder and get their simpathy? Want me to feed them for you while, instead of doing something about it, you prefer to be a...snif, snif...victim? I'm not sorry for you, like your friends are...i couldn't care less! You are the scum that allow people like your boss to fire people like...you! You are the lower class, you are the bottom of the pyramid, the first ones to get STEPPED on, SUPPORTING the top, the bosses. Yes, instead of feeding your kids, you are feeding your boss, sucker! Instead of working for your family, you're working for your bosses's family, helping them have items and experiences you can only dream with. You're reading this shit, you're not blind, but you might be blind-folded. Go to your bathroom and wash that ugly face. Then raise your head and look deep in the eyes of YOUR EMPLOYEE. Yes, that face you see in the mirror. Look at your employee. Deep! What do you see? Yourself? Well done, you deserve to be raped by a colony of male apes on heat. You don't see yourself! I'll repeat, it's your employee. The only one you can count on...ever! And guess what, your employee is as PERFECT as you want it to be, you know why? No? Really?? This feels like teaching a 6 years old...ok, your employee will be late for work when YOU want, will do over-time when YOU want...shall i continue? No? Thank you! See, ya ain't that dumb...

Now, you've seen the make-off of any movie. Everyone is quiet, all ready to shoot a scene when the director screams the magic word: ACTION! Get it? Director...action...all employees DO their work. You need to be your director and scream ACTION to yourself and most important, DO. Words are easy to be spoken...you can scream action to yourself 24 hours a day, and look like a retard, but to take action...can you DO it?

Back in the days when i was a door-to-door seller, my boss used to make us dress a rhino suit, everyday. She used to say that rhino's skin is so thick that nothing can penetrate it. So, everyday, after we trained the pitch for an hour, and before going out into the "jungle", we had to pretend we were dressing up a rhino suit. It would protect us from all the negative, the "no"s. Can you believe that shit? You can't? You can't...maybe that's why you CAN'T feed your kids. Maybe that's why you WON'T have the luxuries you crave for. Maybe that's why you will NEVER be your own boss and employee. You rather leave that to...hell, anyone with the self-esteem you will NEVER have. Like all those negatives? I can't, i won't, i never...Just by having to write them for you, i feel like throwing you into the apes cage.

Ok, here's the deal. I teach you how to fish and you never come back here. There won't be anything else for you here, after you catch your first fish. See, you're reading this because it's recession time, you looked at the title and thought you would find some usefull(less) info on how to beat it, or at least, be prepared. Twothousandandfuckingeight and you're looking on how to beat the recession. Uh...wrong blog, bye.

Fisherman wannabes, read on.

Internet gives money, it's proven. Either by (1)affiliates sales, (2)selling your own product or even by (3)phishing bank accounts or any other scams, you name it. YOU can make money. YOU can be your own boss. Yeah, i know you read this elsewhere. Everyfuckingwhere, if i might add. Now...how? Have you read it elsewhere? Oh, you paid for it? And didn't help? Geez, i'm sooooo surprised! How could that happen?? I mean....you PAID for it, it must be good...if it didn't help, did you at least ask for a refund? Of course not, how ridiculous can i be, sometimes...

Ok, let's cut the crap! Go to your "favourite river", sit down and grab your "favourite bait" and put it in your "favourite hook". Now fish. What tha hell do you mean by "didn't get it"?...Go to your favourite market, sit down, grab your favourite way of making money and apply it to your product of choice. Got it now? No? Uh...can you please go here and...don't come back. If you did get it, remember, there are certain fishes that you can only find in certain waters. For example, would you try to fish a whale in the pond on your backyard? Would you sell a chastity belt to a nynpho? Common-sense, use it...

"I never sold nothing, i don't know how to do it!" Damn it, weren't you a virigin? You had a first time, didn't you? Then stop moaning and put your employee to work. Time is money! Oh, you heared this one before? I'm so glad for you! You waste time of your life reading this shit and don't put it to practice! How wonderfull is that?

Hey, you know Adidas, right? The sports brand? They say "Impossible is nothing". Want an example? I'd kneel before him! I would! I dunno if he believes in god, but he sure do believes in HIMSELF! He, as his own boss, made his employee show the world what a disabled person can achieve. Disabled....ahahahahahahahahahahha...blind? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Not blind, his vision is waaaaay different from yours. And waaaaaay better, me believes.

What about you, what can you achieve?

(1)- Affiliates - Basicly you're selling someone else's products. You're given a link that when people clik on it, the company you're promoting knows it's coming from you and will pay you a comission if there is a sale. You can either advertize them in a website of yours, in a signature on forums and mails or, guess what, blogs! Want affiliates? How many? 600+, is enough? Remember, you should be in your "favourite river", the bait and the hook will be like wipping a baby's ass.

(2)- So, you got a product, either it be your clipped nails or a better version of the "help" you bought (that didn't help and you, sucking at your best, didn't ask for a refund). This is a wide are to cover...you can auction it here or here. Hell, even here! You should create a website to promote your product. Is it digital? Sell it here. Are you gifted with design skills? Want a shop to sell almost every possible product? The list is endless...

(3)- You're kidding me, right? I ain't telling you shit about this. This is HIGHLY ILLEGAL. My...let me be modest...empire wasn't built on cheats and lies, so, if you're gonna learn anything from me, it won't be how to scam. You get your ass into this and your neck will suffer. And your ass too because in prison, if you're not a serial-killer or a drug dealer, you're one of the bitches. And your ass WILL suffer!

Read ya around...

Yesterday i warned you guys 'n' gals about the lonelyness some people might feel on the time of the year that is aproaching fast, Christmas. Today, let's be selfish. It's all about ourselves...and one person more, opposite sex or not (uh...). I understand when people feel lonely. I feel lonely, specially when my wife goes shopping. I kill time watching cartoons, waiting for her...See, she is from a different culture than mine. A woman with really high values, moral, family orientated but independent, mind-opened and modern. Doesn't like cartoons. When i got to know her better, i realized how screwed up we are in the west and, hey, i melted!...So, what! Have you ever?

I used to say that love is a weakness, makes us vulnerable. I still agree, but realized it doesn't matter anymore. If you find her/him, you'll love to turn softy. If you don't, you got the wrong man/woman, work it out. Now, if you're single, either because you got your heart broken before and are affraid to try again (tsc,tsc...chicken) or you think you're too ugly (the only thing you can say you have is yourself), i got something for you! You should start looking, because someone is already looking for you. Think i'm kidding? I'll give you the chance to prove that i'm wrong.

Instead of looking into profiles, fotos and buying membershits, you go face to face, enjoying yourself doing something with another, for example, 99 singles, 50 man & 50 women. Couples are made inside, you talk if you want to talk, with who you want to talk and, hey, you might get lucky and meet your "other half" while, for example, having a wine testing event. Saves on search, browse, choose, try again, choose, try again, choose, contact, try again. Also it's already a date...with drinks...get it? Everyone you see is single around you. Or they're cheating with style.

I've told you before, you're too stuck in the past. You lose too much time reading chain-mails, even reading shit i write. Stop browsing galleries and profiles where you don't see the real self, the inner-self. See, i prefer you lie to me face to face, i'll see right away if you're lieing (or you're pretty damn good...). But writting, c'mon, that's so freaking easy. I can be the best husband any woman out there can find on any online dating site! "Honest, easy-going, hard-working young man is looking for a princess. Money doesn't buy true love and i so want yours. Don't drink and don't smoke, i want our future children to be raised in a clean environment. Hope to read you soon". No need for foto, how many hits you think it'd get in a day, with all that bullshit? But face to face?...they ain't that dumb.

Single Solution - Single Solution is a premium dating organisation offering events and online dating for professionals. Events provide a range of ice breaking activities and optional speed dating. Founded in 2002, they are based in London but also across the UK. Events average 100 people.

SlowDating.com - They run events in 25 cities, at the last count. They do all they can to support you and offer Speed Dating with an emphasis on quality. Speed Dating is a proven success story and is booming.

Grape Vine Social - They're the UK market leader in holding high profile wine tasting parties for people who enjoy wine, but don?t necessarily know much about it. They organise: Wine Tasting Dating Parties ? a unique spin on speed dating for sociable singletons, who enjoy an evening tasting great wines and meeting other singles. "General Wine Tasting" - for singles and non-singles alike, tasting great wines in a fun atmosphere with quizzes and games. Tickets are around £30.

Urban Social - They're regarded as the most stylish online dating service for young professionals in the UK. Urbansocial offers members a host of services, including online dating with picture profiles, secure messaging, great searches, events and much more.

Speed Dater - Europe's largest speed dating company. Enough said? No? They're in around 40 cities across the UK. They also have Speed Dater Online wich is the fastest growing online dating service.

Drop that ugly-duckly shit and go have fun. Just because you weigh 20 or 200kg, don't think there's no one out there for you. People are searching while having fun...what about you, when do you stop drooling at the screen?

HEY!!!

...go safe...

we're in October...winter is almost here. You start retreiting your rear to near the fire place, all cozy with your partner and a bottle of wine. Or two. You might even get lucky! If your single, you search for inspiration on the internet. Moving or static inspiration. I don't care. What i care is that YOUR ass is nice and warm but there's people, children included that struggle more than our society and governments should let, to have a meal, let alone be cozy or to even have a roof. You have to help. I didn't ask you to, i'm telling you to. Go to the charities in your area and help. Help them give a decent Christmas to the sick, the old and the children, even to animals! Hell, if you move now you can even help them have Halloween!

If your lazier than me on this matter (and it'll be one of the few you are lazier than me on, shame on you), and don't want to go out, here's some ideas, all UK based:

Action Aid - ActionAid is a unique partnership of people who are fighting for a world without poverty, in which every person can exercise their right to a life of dignity. We work with poor and marginalised people to help eradicate poverty by overcoming the injustice and inequity that cause it.

The National Deaf Children's Society - The National Deaf Children's Society is the only UK charity solely dedicated to the support of all deaf children and young deaf people, their families and professionals working with them. As an example, we help to ensure that parents can communicate with their hearing-impaired children. Our vision is a world without barriers for every deaf child! Registered Charity 1016532. Also, there is NDCS Challenges wich run UK and international, individual and team charity challenge events to raise money for the National Deaf Children's Society.

Torture Care - The Medical Foundation for the care of victims of torture, a registered charity founded in 1985, treats and assists over 4000 survivors of torture every year. Offering a range of services unique in the UK, The Medical Foundation relies heavily on the generosity of supporters to keep its work going. Over 80% of every pound donated goes directly into the care and treatment of those who have experienced horrific mental and physical torture.

Action Medical Research - Action Medical Research is the UK’s most forward thinking charity. We have been making medical breakthroughs for over 50 years, supporting research that include; the UK polio vaccine, ultrasound scanning in pregnancy and the hip replacement operation. We are looking for answers to a wide range of diseases and conditions that affect young and old alike including crohns disease, epilepsy, premature birth and many more.
We have a full portfolio of exciting events and we have built an enviable reputation in cycling events. Our flagship ride is London to Paris which caters for 450 riders and takes place over 3 routes. It finishes in Paris in time to watch the final of the Tour De France. We also have a great selection of regional rides including the famous Action100 Bristol or Bath to London. We also offer treks, parachuting, team events, marathons and many other exciting experiences.

Practical Presents - Works hand in hand with local communities to provide sustainable solutions to poverty. And because Practical Action’s projects are sustainable, they go on working for years to come. Practical Presents is a range of 15 gift ideas that not only offer you a chance to buy a unique gift for someone, but also make a real, long lasting difference to communities in Africa, Asia and Latin America. The gifts range from £10 right up to £5,000 and include a goat, a bicycle ambulance, a bee-keeping business and also, training to help farmers administer vital medicine to animals such as llamas and alpacas – each one of our 15 different gift ideas will truly help transform the lives of people in the developing world.

What? You hate people? Mmmm...i understand you...i do hate people sometimes, when they're lazyer than me...oh, you prefer helping animals?...ok, ok (damn weirdo):

Compassion in World Farming - Compassion in World Farming has been campaigning on behalf of animals for better welfare and to end cruel factory farming practices for nearly 40 years, and we have a track record of achieving real change for farm animals. We carry out hard hitting political lobbying, investigations that expose cruelty to farm animals and high profile campaigns designed to achieve better standards and happier lives for farmed animals everywhere. Our vision is a world where farm animals are treated with compassion and respect and where cruel factory farming practices end. Our mission is to advance the wellbeing of farm animals worldwide.

Blue Cross - Lady and her six puppies are very happy and healthy dogs that all now live in loving homes. The sad thing is that Lady was very nearly put to sleep. If she had not been rescued by The Blue Cross, Lady, like thousands of dogs across the UK, would almost certainly not be here today. Lady and her pups are just seven amongst more than 6000 unwanted, stray and abandoned animals that are taken in by The Blue Cross each year.
This Christmas thousands of animlas lives will be at risk - The Blue Cross is working harder than ever before to find and rescue stray and unwanted pets that would otherwise be put down. In 2008 the Blue Cross expects to take in 400 dogs from other organisations that simply do not have the resources, or the facilities to care for the number of animals that come through their doors.

Royal Society for the Protection of Birds - Charity that already has over 1 million members in the UK. RSPB membership is a great way to get close to nature and makes a fantatsic gift. Memberships costs from as little as £34 a year for adults and, as well as helping protect the UK’s birds and countryside, members also receive the following benefits: Exclusive members magazine 4 times a year. Entry to over 100 reserves. Free seed feeder or bird handbook. If members pay by direct debit they can also get 15 months membership for the price of 12.

Uh?? You just care about nature? Ok, ok...you're getting too picky for my taste:

Campaign to Protect Rural England - Campaign to Protect Rural England is currently trying to raise awareness of the impact that the major supermarkets are having on our countryside and rural towns and villages. Eating local food can have a positive effect on the environment, as the food does not need to be transported long distances – also meaning it is fresher and tastier. At Campaign to Protect Rural England we are work hard to encourage the supermarkets to stock and promote local foods, as well as campaigning for a nationally recognised labelling system defining what ‘local’ means. CPRE is a charity that relies on the general public for much of its funding. While we have many victories under our belt, there are so many other battles we could fight and win to keep our countryside for our children and our grandchildren, and many generations to come. We are asking for support for Campaign to Protect Rural England because quite simply, the more support we have, the more power we have to make a difference.

World Land Trust - The World Land Trust is a conservation charity that has helped purchase and protects over 300,000 acres of rainforest and other threatened wildlife habitats worldwide. You can help us save even more. £50 saves an acre of rainforest.

I hope you're not reading this, i hope you're already helping.

Today, is not only...

...is for everyone.

Yeah, long time no read...gotta love holidays! i'm back and am gonna give you all some more heads-up about internet. What you're gonna learn now might change the way you shop online. Read on...

You think you save a lot buying in Amazon? You think eBay is cheap?

ahahahah, sucker

Now, i'm all up for fair trade and, unfortunatly for some, i believe internet is all about information. Free information. It's out there. But sometimes people get blinded by first results and end up paying for the info you want. And why? Coz you are too damn lazy to search properly! Coz you get 300.000 pages with results and you only bother looking in the first page, the page where websites pay to be advertized. For example, there's a truckload of websites selling access to lists of Drop Shippers. Don't know what a drop shipper is? What planet are you from? Have you been in Uranus before? You should live there permanently! How tha hell you think eBay sellers earn money selling "cheap" products? Do you think they have huge warehouses, full of iPhones and PS3s for you to offer this Christmas? Damn, you people amaze me, sometimes...

Ok, so what the hell is Drop Shipping? Imagine a triangle where you, a buyer and ABC company stand on each angle. You find an item in ABC, to sell on eBay...you list it. A buyer finds it and pays for it. With his money, you buy the item from ABC and ABC will Drop Ship it for you to your client, as if you sent it to the buyer, with no invoice (sent via eBay) or any reference to ABC. Why is Drop Shipping so...good? It's good because you make no investment, you buy the item AFTER you sold it, wich means, no investment! Also, if it's not a wholesaler, wich sells goods in bulks only, you have no minimum order. You can buy shit, factory price, for yourself! What shit? Everything! You name it! No, no sex slaves, cmon, wize up! Mobiles, cloths, gadgets, computers stuff...

I'll show you where to find those lists...free, in the end. Plus some keywords for you to use in search engines and find what kind of drop shippers you are interested in. And also the ones you have to pay...you can either avoid or join them, your call...

One thing you should be aware of is international drop shipping, specially from Asia. I'm not saying all are scams, just 90%. So beware if you send money overseas. They have all kinds of replicas of well-know brands, so forget the Gucci hand-bag, it's replica. Forget the Rolex watches... replica. If you work with a real drop shipper from Asia, you can count on all the latest gadgets, and cheap. The problem, usually, is the shipping costs and the time it takes to get to, for example, the UK. Inside those 10% of trusted Asian drop shippers you can spot the difference.

NEVER PAY, for anything you buy over the internet, with Western Union!! Read their website, even them don't advise it. If a drop shipper asks you to pay the merchandise with Western Union, split, there's no point on continuing to read all his/hers bullshit.

Now, want to pay to have a professionally looking list? Drop-shipppers, Importers and even Wholesalers included:

eSources, Doba.com (US only), Dropshipper.co.uk

Now, want free lists?

TheDropShipForum. Pfffff, basic. All that shit above for free, you just need patience to find the right thread. You didn't expect i was gonna do all the work for ya, right? Ok...here's another slap in the face: *slap*...*slap*slap*...sorry, got carried away... >.<

When you look for drop shipping, drop ship or drop shippers, you'll stumble everytime on middle-mans (they call themselves drop shippers but they are selling you over-priced stuff, from a real drop shipper, giving you like 1-5% discount) and payable directories. See for yourself, write "drop ship" and see the results, then write "we drop ship". Use "only importer drop shipper"; "drop shipping available"; "official drop shipper of" . The more words you use, the more "domesticated" the search engine gets. Skip results that don't ring the bell. Hell, open those eyes!

Damn, this one is longer than my will. You know the basic, either you shop with them or not, it might be...

Damn, you're back...

Look, if you think i'm gonna write to you everyday, pull a chair and sit quietly. I'll be straight, I don't care who you are, where you come from, how old you are, whatever. Couldn't care less. The only thing i MIGHT care about is: what do you think? And don't gimme that "no idea" shit. Because if you do, it can only mean you weren't paying attention. And why should you bother to speak to someone that doesn't pay attention to what you are saying...or teaching? What you think, now that can be usefull. But i don't need it. You do. Damn, it's your brain. I know there's better ones, but hey, be thankfull for having one that thinks, doesn't only command the body to react to instinct. Like animals like you and me. We're animals too, right?

Anyway, during my long hard day of work i found a secret being sold for $75, max. There were cheapear, but i mean...$75! The secret is "Colour Betting for European Roulettes". Read this shit. What you do is bet the minimum in a colour. Then, every time you lose, you double the bet, every time you win, you bet the minimum on the other colour. Pffffff. My dad thought me that. "Don't get greedy, start always with minimum bet", he told me. Win-change colour, Lose-double the bet.

That last sentence, with 7 words, is worth max $75. After some more digging i found out the people that were actually doing it, were getting profit, really slowly. Many became greedy and lost their investment, really fast. They were also using virtual tables and i thought: "wtf? What kinda gamers are you, noobs?" There are casinos that show real tables, with real croupiers. Still stuck in the middle age, uh? If your gonna spend your money gambling online, let it be watching it almost for real. I don't do it anymore, lost the patience for it.

On the other hand, if u don't and save your money, it might be...

good for you.

Ok, here's the deal.

I ain't selling you shit. Otherwise i wouldn't be writting on a blog, i would be building and running websites. You could too, gives good money. Anyway, yeah, there will be links to websites that you might have to spend money. Big deal, kids don't read blogs, too boring. So you're a grown up.

Hey, do you remember your first times using chat-rooms? Always looking for the perfect a/s/l (age/sex/location for dummies)? And when it ended up in some CyberSex? You remember that? You're a dinossaur. What about nowadays, you still do it? Naaaaa, don't believe you...At least evolve and do 3D CyberSex. You know it's too hard to write and masturbate at the same time, you perv. Don't worry, nothing's wrong with you. I understand you...you're alone, nature calls, internet on the pc, let's get naughty...virtually. Anyway, you get to learn, at least the theory so, wake up and either get a real partner or, at least, watch who (or what) you're having cybersex with, in a 3D world. Or don't.

Read ya later, gotta snore.